What's up broskies! I just landed in Orgimmar, fresh off the Private Zeplin, back from my Brovember: Rock The Portals Tour! My band, The Millionaires Club, and I had an absolute blast! A special shout-out to our Outland fans! Your world may be on the brink of chaos and complete annihilation, but you guys definitely know how to freaking party!!! |
As soon as word got out that we were going on tour, the Darkmoon Faire was the first to book a VIP's Only private concert! Unfortunately, invitations were limited, and if you missed out don't worry! The Millionaires Club will be making another appearance, just make sure you Signup in order to take full advantage of being a VIP! Finishing the Brood of Alysrazor actually took a few tries to complete, but eventually, we all got our Blazing Wings! A few of the members thought it'd be a great idea to convince local "legend" Wilfred Fizzlebang to "test" out his new wings off the side of a cliff. Unfortunately, he is no longer with us... again.
The Eye Owned by nightclub mogul Kael'thas Sunstrider, was a place best known for their atmosphere and house music blend called The Eye (aka Tempest Keep). Now Blood Elves normally like to keep it techno, but we rocked this place so hard, we brought the roof down! And not just metaphorically. We literally brought the roof crashing down. It was quite horrifying actually. You know.. now that I think about it.. I didn't see Kael'thas afterwards... should we... should we go back and check on him...? ..........? Nah! I'll just hold onto his bird too, just in case he comes looking for her. |
Serpentshrine Cavern
Lady Vashj's gentlemen's club is not only Outland's only club owned by a female, but it's also the only one located completely under water! At first, everything was going great. But after we finished our #1 hit single, "Kissed By a Starlight Rose", things got a little weird... Instead of sexy under garments, Tainted Wavelings kept getting tossed onto the stage. My drummer, Larry Jenkins, thought it'd be a mythic idea to drink one of them. And after 17 hours of him doing some weird impersonation of Octodad having a freaking seizure, he finally came back to reality. Although, whenever he laughs, his left eye drifts slightly down and to the right... our Murloc doctor says he's fine, so not sure what that's about. |
Hyjal Summit
My band and I only do rock music. But this next place we blessed by our presence, made an exception just for us. Known as the mecca for country music lovers, this 90 acre area is the largest privately owned establishment and is owned by Outland's very own King of Country, Archimonde. The best part about this place, is the Mechanical Bull. At least once a night, some brave soul tries their luck. If they're able to ride the bull for at least 60 full seconds, they'll win a free trip to the family-friendly theme park Gnomergan! |
Sunwell Platue
A fortress of the hardest rockers in all of Outland! What can I say about Kil'jaeden that hasn't already been said? As a founding member of the Class Hall-of-Fame band Black Temple, he has been officially labeled as "The Deceiver of Rock". Has sold over 954,837,192,145,195 album copies! He frequently bites the heads off of a Felbat Pup during his concerts. And is also known for hiding secret messages ("Your mother sells whelps in Bulk") in his albums, only heard if you play the songs backwards. |
So this was only a mere fraction of one (of the many) of my adventures with The Millionaires Club. As always, if you would like to join me, to take advantage of the many opportunities to receive mounts, pets, and toys, simply Subscribe. Or you can Contact me in-game for questions, comments, or concerns. Please leave a Like. Share. And thank you for your support. |