As we head toward the next boss, only one word can describe how I'm feeling right now. And that word is trep·i·da·tion. Look it up, because I did! And to avoid having my teeth further smashed in by the Halls of Valor henchmen, I decided to wear a disguise...
Now, protected by the human powers of Diplomacy, I am ready! Tank pulls a group of trash mobs. Renewing Mist.. Enveloping Mist.. Soothing Mists.. I throw a couple spot heals around to the rest of the group. Demon Hunter decides he wants to go full retard Leroy Jenkins and aggro pulls two more groups. Oh $hit! Life Cocoon!! Renewing Mist!! Vivify!! Unfortunately, the Demon Hunter is no longer with us... And I was next on their Who to F$ck Up Today list. Not even the power of the disguise could save me now!
We wipe. Now I'm getting pissed! I spent hours farming the headless horseman to get that damn mask, and it's useless! Completely useless! No one told me they hated humans too! WTF?!! But I'm not giving up on this group! And after we all verbally assault one another, we proceed on.
As we riddle the halls with the mangled and disfigured corpses of the trash mobs, we finally approach the roller derby champion herself, Hyrja!
As we riddle the halls with the mangled and disfigured corpses of the trash mobs, we finally approach the roller derby champion herself, Hyrja!
Wearing her traditional beef jerky war bikini, she calls forth the Nordic double-mint twins. Olmyr the Enlightened and Solsten!
Olmyr the Enlighted
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Solsten
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We tackled Olmyr first. As we fought with epic tenacity, all his feeble attempts to cast Searing Light were countered by my mighty healing mists! But apparently he had a great poker face because he followed it up with Sanctify, which chewed through the melee like freaking cookie monster in a chocolate chip factory!
But we survived! I glared across the courtyard, gleaming at Solsten and pointing my finger. You're next... The tank initiates the battle! And... oh... we defeat him... That's it? Well that was very anti climactic!
And like a Canadian lumberjack goddess, Hyrja descends upon us. She has everyone convinced that Mystic Empowerment: Holy and Mystic Empowerment: Thunder buff her abilities like she's a freaking saiyan god, but she cannot fool me! Only steroids can give those gains! Urine sample please...
And like a Canadian lumberjack goddess, Hyrja descends upon us. She has everyone convinced that Mystic Empowerment: Holy and Mystic Empowerment: Thunder buff her abilities like she's a freaking saiyan god, but she cannot fool me! Only steroids can give those gains! Urine sample please...
Arching Bolt = Dead! Eye of the Storm = Dead! Sanctify = Dead! Expel Light = Dead! Shield of Light = Dead! Over all, this fight required some heavy heals all around. But we managed to get the mechanics down and she fell faster than Trump's approval rating. BAZINGA!!!!